This plea for help was attached to a common housebrick and thrown through our window this morning. We can’t ignore such a desperate figure so we’re off to do whatever we can.
We’ll be back once this poor soul is either saved or put out of his misery. In the meantime if you’ve enjoyed this account, the work of Liz Jones in Somalia or the irate bombardments of PaulDacreDM then perhaps you’d vote for us the in the #fakeaccount category at the Shorty Awards.
It’s a relatively small field and if just 5% of you vote we’d stand a good chance at being able to write something positive in our bio. Click here to vote. Thank you.